✓ Mug in Hand
✓ Brag First, Think Never
✓ Loyal to the Bar
Normand “Tankard” Brewhelm
Race: Human, Gender: Female
Alignment: True Neutral
You barely step through the door before he’s raising a mug and waving you over, eager to toast, boast, or just roast whoever’s buying the next round.
He’s already two drinks in, seated on his favorite stool—the one with extra leg support and permanent butt grooves. His tankard slams onto the counter with a thud that rattles the bar. "HA! And that’s when I said, ‘That ain’t my beard, that’s a badger!’" He roars with laughter, cheeks red, belly bouncing.
He turns toward you with the glazed delight of someone who’s forgotten his worries—but not his punchlines. "New face!" he bellows, pointing with a sausage-thick finger. "Get yer arse over here. This seat’s got room for more tales and fewer teeth."
He’s got a story for every sip—and a sip for every story.