✓ Belly First Justice
✓ Secrets in Stew
✓ Slop & Shanties
Cutty “Cookie” Sark
Gender: Male, Age: 42, Height: 5'10" (178 cm), Weight: 350 lbs (158.8 kg)
Alignment: True Neutral
Whether you’re after a hot meal, a hot tip, or just a hot seat near the hearth—he’s the one ladlin’ it out.
The scent hits first—charred meat, sea salt, and something sweet and buttery that don’t belong on any ship. Then comes the sound: a belly laugh so loud it rattles the lanterns. He’s behind the counter, apron stained, sleeves rolled, his gut peeking from beneath a too-small vest that’s lost the battle with his second dinner.
"Oi, ye got that look," he booms, pointing a greasy ladle. "Ain’t sure if yer hungry or hunted—either way, sit yerself and I’ll sort ye out."
His mutton chops twitch with every laugh, his eyes twinkling with mischief and mismeasured rum. He moves with surprising ease for a man of his girth, dodging pirates and ducking mugs mid-swing. There’s wisdom in his bluster, hidden between bites and curses, and he’s never known a secret that didn’t go well with stew.
He’ll butter your biscuits, roast your rump, and leave you begging for more.